[Actual RP Date: 30 Sep 1999.]

Jynx, mistaken for a poodle (thanks to his hasty disguise), is stationed along with his comrades to guard a catapult. He learns that the foppish fox actually understands Gallisian, though the fox didn't reveal this information earlier when it could have been useful. Jynx surveys the enemy camp, and makes a change of plans, sending the foppish fox to go steal the enemy's battle plans. The fox, however, is discovered, so Jynx has to go to the rescue!

What follows is a series of Jynx-esque disasters that result in the whole camp getting thrown into chaos. While Jynx gets flung around and put in harm's way several times over, he still somehow manages to come out being the hero.