Kensington's Wench of Babel heads for the rendezvous point with the Lady's Glove, to take part in an arranged "pirate raid". However, it appears that some real pirates are already taking the prize! Kensington moves in, then boards the ship, dueling against Madame Garrote, leader of the pirates of the Scorned Khatta. He manages to disarm her, and instead of driving her off, offers to split the take half-and-half if she'll "play along". However, Kensington's weakness for women gets the better of him, when he wakes up in the morning with a hangover … and finds that the uncouth Khatta has robbed him blind!