Our Master's Voice

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The MUCK itself finally gets a voice...
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    Song            : Piano Man
    Original Song   : Billy Joel
    Performed By    : Billy Joel
    Album           : Piano Man

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It's nine o' clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's a GM logged in to me
Fixing up today's logfiles and things
He types, 'Muck, can you show me the cambot help?
I'm not really sure how they go
This log's sad and it's sweet
To soon be be complete
But the players aren't here yet though.'

La la de da
A la de da da dum

Spin us some plots, you're the Muck we love
Spin us a plot tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for some action now
And you've got us feeling all right

Now Roho the doc is a friend of all
He patches their scrapes for cheap
And he's quick with a joke or to help a poor bloke
So there's nowhere that he'd rather be
Says "Buran, this Rephidim is wonderful,"
As a smile found itself on his face,
"Well, I'm sure that I've saved the lives of many
Since I wandered into this place."

Oh la la de da
A la de da da da

Now Chiaroscuro's a good game master
Who always has time to be nice
And he's talking to Haji, the MUCK's walking tragedy
Who will work as a slave for life
And Lynx, he is getting his hourly fluff in
There's Kellis, lost as if he is stoned
Yes, they'll be coming online to avert boredom
And with me, they'll never be alone 

La la de da
A la de da da dum

Spin us some plots, you're the Muck we love
Spin us a plot tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for some action now
And you've got us feeling all right

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
The web designer gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they log in here to see
To forget about life for a while
And the Bazaar sounds like a carnival
And there's always the virtual pub beer
So they banter and chat, and that's always been that
And say 'Man, what are you doing here?'

Oh la la de da
A la de da da dum

Spin us some plots, you're the Muck we love
Spin us a plot tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for some action now
And you've got us feeling all right